17 January 2012

Real Winter Is Here

After a very warm period, it seems that winter has truly moved in to my part of the world now. According to accuweather, here are the predictions:


  • today: high -2 F (-19 C), real feel -5 F (- 21C)
  • tonight: low -14 F (-26 C), real feel -24 F (-31 C)
  • tomorrow high -5 F (-21 C), real feel -31F (-35 C)


At school, Marta has recess everyday; but when the real feel is below 0 F (-18 C) they have indoor recess.

16 January 2012

Beauty and the Beast

Today was a school holiday -- as well as a federal holiday -- so Marta and Michal were home from school. In the afternoon, Marta and I went to see Beauty and the Beast on the big screen in glorious 2-D. There was a nice article about this on the web today. Here's an excerpt:


There was certainly no need for this utterly lovely film, done in a traditional animation style before Pixar and other innovators changed the game, to be trifled with. Nevertheless, after last year's highly successful 3-D release of The Lion King, you're likely to see a wave of similar projects. And while you may be able to track down one of the theaters that's showing it in 2-D (they do exist!), if you're choosing between seeing it in 3-D and not seeing it at all (or simply continuing to watch it on home video), it's well worth trekking out to the theater and putting on your glasses.

03 January 2012

Twilight Zone Marathon


On Sunday the Syfy channel had their Twilight Zone Marathon. I don't have Syfy, in fact, I can't get any channels -- broadcast, cable, or satellite on my tv -- it is limited to DVDs, Blu-Rays, and Netflix instant. However, here are four episodes I plan to watch on netflix in the next day or two that the people at tvworthwatching say are among the best.


  1. Agnes Moorehead, in an almost completely silent episode, plays a farm woman taking on tiny aliens in “The Invaders”, shown in the first picture.
  2. An episode we always show in our introductory Rowan University TV History & Appreciation class, “The Monsters Are Due on Maple Street,"
  3. that classic episode of kitchen nightmares, “To Serve Man”, shown in the second picture below.
  4. Finally, there’s “Nightmare at 20,000 Feet,” in which William Shatner encounters airline problems even more disturbing than charging for luggage or in-flight meals.



21 December 2011

Best TV of 2011

Yesterday, David Bianculli released his list of the best tv shows of the year:


  1. Breaking Bad (AMC)
  2. Homeland (Showtime) 
  3. The Good Wife (CBS) 
  4. Modern Family (ABC)
  5. Justified (FX) 
  6. Dexter (Showtime) 
  7. American Horror Story (FX) 
  8. Curb Your Enthusiasm (HBO) 
  9. Louie (FX)
  10. True Blood (HBO) 


honorable mentions:


  • Rescue Me on FX
  • The Walking Dead and The Killing on AMC
  • Boardwalk Empire and Treme on HBO
  • Men of a Certain Age from TNT
  • NBC's Friday Night Lights and 30 Rock
  • Showtime's Episodes
  • Damages on DirecTV


Nonfiction broadcasts and documentaries:


  • HBO's George Harrison: Living in the Material World
  • the Science Channel's Idiot Abroad
  • three documentaries on PBS: Prohibition, America in Primetime and American Masters: Woody Allen.


News Programs:


  • 60 Minutes 
  • The Colbert Report
  • The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

If You Are Not Good

A couple days ago Marta told me what happens if you are not a good kid: Santa brings you coal and underwear instead of toys.

01 June 2011

haiku of the day: sunshine

Sunshine

there’s not much today
but maybe more is coming
it’s only June, though

(cross-posted to instapoem)

23 May 2011

Marta's Book: mary's edvencher in planit weerdo

It is near the end of the school year and, on Friday, Marta brought some of her work home with her that she's been working on. One of those things is a book.

The cover is made of pink construction paper and says

mary's edvencher in planit weerdo

By: Marta

There are three parts to the story:

Beginning
(1)

onec opon a time mary was hoping by her tree house until she fond a wolf.

(Included with this part of the story is a popsicle stick with a character with frog legs, buttefly wing's and a kid's face.)

Middle
(2)

the wolf almost aet her but then...

End
(3)

(Included with this part of the story is a popsicle stick with a character with human legs, butterfly wings, tiger arms, a human mouth and nose, but the rest of the head like a bug.)

her friend came and saved her

18 May 2011

Poem of the Day: Bark, George

Bark, George
A Poem in Praise of Jules Feiffer and for my friend, rand
(cross-posted to Instapoem)

1.

There's a picture book I really like called Bark, George.
It's written and illustrated by Jules Feiffer.
If you know anything about Feiffer, you probably suspect that the book is a little unusual.
Another great but unusual book written by Norton Juster and illustrated by Feiffer is called the Phantom Tollbooth.
I like it, and so does my eleven year old son, Michal.

2.

In the book, George is a dog who has a little trouble barking.
So, his mother takes him to the vet to get the problem looked at.
The vet says, "bark, George," and, instead, he meows.
So, the vet puts on a glove, reaches inside George's mouth, and pulls out a cat.
They try it again, and George makes another, non-barking noise, and the vet pulls out another animal.
The last sound George makes is moo, and the vet pulls out a cow.
Even after all that, there's still a surprise ending.

3.

Feiffer has also written some other pictures books that are quite good.
One of them I got from the library recently is about a dog with no tail.
Like Bark, George, it certainly is a book with an original sense of humor.
For example, at one point in the story, the dog finds something to use as a tail, but it doesn't wag.
The dog finds a wagon maker, and asks him to make it wag.
When the wagon maker says he can't do that, the dog looks for another solution.
He goes to battery park and puts a battery in the tail and that makes it wag.

4.

Feiffer has a new book out called My Side of the Car.
He made the book with his daughter, which I think is a nice thing.
Another author, Bernard Waber, did the same thing recently.
Starting in the sixties, he made a series of books about Lyle the crocodile.
Lyle is a good natured crocodile who lives on the upper East side of Manhattan.
Waber and his daughter, Paulis, did another book about Lyle, recently.
This one is called Lyle Walks the Dogs.
My daughter, Marta, and I both like this one.
Marta also likes Bark, George and Feiffer's book about the dog with no tail.
She's only in first grade, so she's a little young for the Phantom Tollbooth.

Reading

Finished a great one a couple days ago called Dragonbreath: Attack of the Ninja Frogs. Michal liked it too. Started another good one called the Adventures of Nanny Piggins. This one is recommended by Madeline Albright, of all people:

The most exciting saga about a flying pig ever told. There is a laugh on every page and a lesson in there somewhere. I recommend it highly.

I got both books from the Grand Forks Public Library.

13 May 2011

Pick Up the Bike

Just heard from the local bike store that mine is ready to pick up after being dropped off for a tune up.

In the meantime, here's a link to some bicycle haiku if you are in the mood.